I didn't open this box because I was looking for knives. I opened it because I am a tomato who is looking for three other tomatoes. If you don't understand how this river is forever, I don't know what to tell you. There are no dams so, I'll just have to meet you around the bend. And you have to be around the bend because you're a tomato.
I provided no context for my future self. Sometimes I wonder just how crazy I actually am.